No, I mean a *really* evil eye

[kestrell]

Panel 1: Harmless-looking blind woman with dark sunglasses standing in line alongside a person in a wheelchair waiting for an elevator.
Panel 2: Random rude person shoves in front of blind woman and wheelchair user and grabs the last space in crowded elevator.
Panel 3: Blind woman pushes sunglasses down her nose to reveal that her left eye is a miniature revolving Death Star as a laser beam is emitted, Zzzzt! reducing rude person to pile of sand.
Panel 4: Kestrell: the Access Avenger--
So, how do you feel about access now, dust-boy?

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

Very good.

Can't resist the urge to edit, though. I learned from the HBO miniseries Generation Kill that some weaponry is routinely operated by two soldiers: one to provide targeting info, and the other to push the button.

So when someone draws this cartoon for us, perhaps the wheelchair user can assist with targeting?

[kestrell]

Oh, yes! The wheelchair can be like the Captain's chair in "Star Trek," with a little screen and keypad built into the arm, maybe a little screen could pop up, but he entire chair could have a SF look to it with rocketlike protrusions and such.

And uh, we're getting t-shirts made?