I understand that it is nesting season, and I'm okay with you choosing my aerie as the site for your home.
What I am not okay with is the constant tapping and scrabbling, which I can only guess is the bird equivalent of redecorating.
And at 5 a.m.?
You're like the Felix Unger of avians.
Chill out, or there will be consequences.
I still have plenty of shiny Mylar tape left, and I'm going to get it from the Closet of Mysteries *right now*..
What I am not okay with is the constant tapping and scrabbling, which I can only guess is the bird equivalent of redecorating.
And at 5 a.m.?
You're like the Felix Unger of avians.
Chill out, or there will be consequences.
I still have plenty of shiny Mylar tape left, and I'm going to get it from the Closet of Mysteries *right now*..
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Date: 2016-03-17 12:25 am (UTC)When it comes right down to it, I'm too much of a respecter of wildlife to try to roust the twit during nesting season.
But I have begun to knock on the wall and yell at it when it's quiet and it wants to sleep. Yes, I am being passive aggressive with a bird.
From: jesse_the_k - DW Comment [mailto:dw_null@dreamwidth.org] Sent: Wednesday, March 16, 2016 6:38 PM To: kestrell@panix.com Subject: Reply to your entry. [ kestrell - 255666 ]
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Jesse the K (jesse_the_k http://jesse-the-k.dreamwidth.org/profile ) replied to your Dreamwidth entry http://kestrell.dreamwidth.org/255666.html "Dear Thing in the Wall that lives next to my computer desk:" in which you said:
I understand that it is nesting season, and I'm okay with you choosing my aerie as the site for your home.
What I am not okay with is the constant tapping and scrabbling, which I can only guess is the bird equivalent of redecorating.
And at 5 a.m.?
You're like the Felix Unger of avians.
Chill out, or there will be consequences.
I still have plenty of shiny Mylar tape left, and I'm going to get it from the Closet of Mysteries right now..
The reply was:
Aiiiiiiie!
Your equanimity is SO INSPIRING!
What are your mylar tape plans?
From here you can:
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