Bad zombie movie on SyFy

So, when these zombies bite you, not only are you turned into one of the dead, you are turned into one of the undead who speak with a really bad Southern accent. There's kind of a backstory to that, but not really. And when the zombies bite someone, it sounds amazingly similar to someone crunching their fingers in a bowl of potato chips. And when someone is bitten, they say, "Ow! Owwwwwwwwwww!" because that is what adults say when they are being eaten alive.

But it's all good, because the final girl has the magic shotgun of infinite shotgun shells. After an accessible flamethrower, that's my new weapon of choice.

I know you are probably asking, "What is this movie?" 'cause you feel compelled to view it for yourself, but I can't help you there because the SyFy schedule page uses some sort of inaccessible flash.

Oops, gotta go--the next movie is on and someone just said something about ancient Native American burying grounds.

Why, yes, I am still waiting for Fed Ex, how did you guess?

Finally

I finally gave up on waiting for the Fed Ex person to pick up my sick BookSense since the tech company said Fed Ex would show up this morning, really, and I felt safe in assuming that quarter to two was well past morning.

Of course, *just* as I settled down in the aerye, the doorbell rang.

Watch the amazing blind woman race down two flights of stairs.

And yes, it was indeed Fed Ex.

On the bright side, I no longer need to hover near the front door amusing myself by watching bad movies on cable.

And while on the subject of horror, this
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00032700.html
new SyFy show called Haven scheduled to premiere on July 9 looks pretty kickass (um, wait, is that during ReaderCon?).
The show is based on Stephen King's novella "The Colorado Kid", and I really like The use of Heavy's song "Short Change Hero" as a theme. Also, the creators include some of the same folks who did the SyFy series "The Dead Zone."