Bad zombie movie on SyFy

[kestrell]

So, when these zombies bite you, not only are you turned into one of the dead, you are turned into one of the undead who speak with a really bad Southern accent. There's kind of a backstory to that, but not really. And when the zombies bite someone, it sounds amazingly similar to someone crunching their fingers in a bowl of potato chips. And when someone is bitten, they say, "Ow! Owwwwwwwwwww!" because that is what adults say when they are being eaten alive.

But it's all good, because the final girl has the magic shotgun of infinite shotgun shells. After an accessible flamethrower, that's my new weapon of choice.

I know you are probably asking, "What is this movie?" 'cause you feel compelled to view it for yourself, but I can't help you there because the SyFy schedule page uses some sort of inaccessible flash.

Oops, gotta go--the next movie is on and someone just said something about ancient Native American burying grounds.

Why, yes, I am still waiting for Fed Ex, how did you guess?