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Lady Clankington's Cabinet of Carnal Curiosities
http://s334583533.initial-website.com/

And this is the blurb posted to the Art of Darkness blog where I first read about this:

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Right now her “infernal devices” consist of the Little Death Ray, but the Butt Rogers Uranium Pistol is coming soon. Just right for playing “stern Victorian explorer and naughty Morlock.”
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Naughty Morlock is a phrase which is just going to haunt me for the rest of the day. And I would not be surprised to see that costumed pair appear at Arisia this year.
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Okay, I already knew about Porn for the Blind because the day Wired did an article on it at least three people sent me the link, so it is nice to know that people are listening when I give my speech about blind people are sexual, too, but really, all the porn bits submitted for description were obviously submitted by guys and really, when I was sighted I once had to explain to a blind woman what was going in during a dorm viewing of "Deep Throat," which seemed to put a damper on things for the guys present because once two women start discussing the details of a porn movie, well, talk about sucking the fun out of the room.
Sorry for getting sidetracked, here's the link tot he column
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-irony-71691/
Note, the Bloggess is totally not about being PC, consider this a warning, and someone should explain to her about text-to-speech, but it won't be me 'cause the Web page formatting for the site she is on is a mess.
Also, check out
last week's column on the unicorn dildo
http://www.edenfantasys.com/sexis/adult-humor/bloggess-irony-71691/
which was just so strange and wonderful I felt the need to mention it, appropos of absolutely nothing, while having dinner with LJ user Issendai and a mystery woman (okay, I know who she is but I'm not sure she's on LJ, so that part is a mystery) at ReaderCon.
Sometimes I think The Bloggess sounds a little like me, if I was from Texas and married to a Republican and wasn't an orphan and had a father who was a taxidermist. Or maybe The Bloggess just acts like crack on my own hyperventilating prose style.

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