Kestrell

Kes: Although I must say, my perfect mate is a lot more precise regarding the use of a spellchecker and, while there's nothing wrong with the screaming part, I don't see any reason why one should feel compelled to take sex out of the laboratory (or maybe I've just listened to Paul and Storm's "Live" a few too many times).

Who is your Harry Potter Mate
http://www.gotoquiz.com/who_is_your_harry_potter_mate
Your Result: Severus Snape 

You like your mate with a dry wit and a sharp tounge. You do not mind the emotional baggage that comes with him. You may have to drag him kicking and screaming
from the potion lab, but once his love is given, it will never waiver.