Kestrell

Up until now my favorite quixotic method of murder was the bludgeoned by a frozen dead iguana method which featured in a Carl Hiaasen novel, but last night I read what, in my mind, is the best murder method, ever: death by library ladder (it turns out that those little rubber stoppers on the tracks are kind of important). I also admire the fact that a friend of the recently departed commented that the deceased bibliophile would have approved of the manner of her going.

Also, I don't have the opportunity to tag posts "library ladders" nearly as often as I would wish.