The person who posted this is the, well, "owner" doesn't seem like the right word, "so I'll say associate" of Arwin, the most amazing therapy dog in the universe, and thus is experienced at telling amazing tales of chaos and adventure, but I'm keeping a copy of this one to cheer me up whenever I need a laugh
https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/694785489193107456/ok-so-you-know-those-high-school-house-parties
https://gallusrostromegalus.tumblr.com/post/694785489193107456/ok-so-you-know-those-high-school-house-parties