Bad falcon
Apr. 29th, 2010 07:39 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kestrellKes: Thanks go to my wonderful ff LJ user alexx_kay who wrote the descriptive track for this Web comic--I am trying to get this on a t-shirt, as I think it just says :Kestrell" so well.
Bad Falcon
Panel 1:
Several sad gnomes imprisoned in a box, looking out between bars. They
all look like stereotypical garden gnomes, with long white beards and pointy red hats.
Panel 2:
The gate of the cage begins to open, startling the gnomes.
Panel 3:
Wide shot. In the far background, the opened cage. Mid-to-foreground, gnomes fleeing for dear life. Mid-ground right, an evil sorceress with
long red hair, very skimpy clothing, and a leather gauntlet on her right arm on which rests a hooded falcon.
Panel 4:
The sorceress whips off the falcon's hood and shouts, "KILL!"
Panel 5:
As the sorceress grins in anticipation, the falcon's eyes begin to glow with golden energy.
Panel 6:
"K-ZOWTCH!" Laser beams shoot out from the falcon's eyes, reducing the gnomes to ashy skeletons.
Panel 7:
The sorceress frowns at the falcon, steamed.
Panel 8:
The sorceress waggles her left index finger at the falcon. "Bad falcon!
Lazy!" The falcon's beak is open as it looks at her, but it makes no reply.
http://oglaf.com/badfalcon/1/
Bad Falcon
Panel 1:
Several sad gnomes imprisoned in a box, looking out between bars. They
all look like stereotypical garden gnomes, with long white beards and pointy red hats.
Panel 2:
The gate of the cage begins to open, startling the gnomes.
Panel 3:
Wide shot. In the far background, the opened cage. Mid-to-foreground, gnomes fleeing for dear life. Mid-ground right, an evil sorceress with
long red hair, very skimpy clothing, and a leather gauntlet on her right arm on which rests a hooded falcon.
Panel 4:
The sorceress whips off the falcon's hood and shouts, "KILL!"
Panel 5:
As the sorceress grins in anticipation, the falcon's eyes begin to glow with golden energy.
Panel 6:
"K-ZOWTCH!" Laser beams shoot out from the falcon's eyes, reducing the gnomes to ashy skeletons.
Panel 7:
The sorceress frowns at the falcon, steamed.
Panel 8:
The sorceress waggles her left index finger at the falcon. "Bad falcon!
Lazy!" The falcon's beak is open as it looks at her, but it makes no reply.
http://oglaf.com/badfalcon/1/
