I was just looking at the list of books for the "Battle of the Books" literacy event
http://www.battleofthebooks.org/book-list/9th-12th-grades-2012.php
and I remembered why I hated high school lit class.
If you are a) an animal b) female or c) disabled, you are probably going to either die young or have a life of one misery after another.
Other high school favorites:
"A Rose for Miss Emily"
The female doesn't die young or suffer tragically but she is a homicidal maniac who kills her lover.
_Of Mice and Men_
The disabled guy is shot by his best friend after a married woman tries to seduce him and then claims to have been attacked.
"Double Indemnity"
A woman plots with her lover to kill her husband so she can collect on the husband's life insurance and then double-crosses the lover.
"Romeo and Juliet"
Okay, Juliet gets to have sex but dies young because the men in her life insist that they have a foolproof plan. Okay, at least that one taught me a valuable life lesson: never accept drinks from a guy who insists that what's in it can't hurt you.
I won't even get into Dickens and his born-to-be-passively-victimized orphans and born-to-die girls and women.
Way to present positive stories about women.
This is why I occasionally say I'm illiterate but I read a lot.
http://www.battleofthebooks.org/book-list/9th-12th-grades-2012.php
and I remembered why I hated high school lit class.
If you are a) an animal b) female or c) disabled, you are probably going to either die young or have a life of one misery after another.
Other high school favorites:
"A Rose for Miss Emily"
The female doesn't die young or suffer tragically but she is a homicidal maniac who kills her lover.
_Of Mice and Men_
The disabled guy is shot by his best friend after a married woman tries to seduce him and then claims to have been attacked.
"Double Indemnity"
A woman plots with her lover to kill her husband so she can collect on the husband's life insurance and then double-crosses the lover.
"Romeo and Juliet"
Okay, Juliet gets to have sex but dies young because the men in her life insist that they have a foolproof plan. Okay, at least that one taught me a valuable life lesson: never accept drinks from a guy who insists that what's in it can't hurt you.
I won't even get into Dickens and his born-to-be-passively-victimized orphans and born-to-die girls and women.
Way to present positive stories about women.
This is why I occasionally say I'm illiterate but I read a lot.
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Date: 2012-02-29 01:50 am (UTC)But my most hated story on that list is "The Pearl." I love Steinbeck, but that story, despite its good intentions and reasonable observation that people who start out poor tend to be screwed no matter what, is a piece of hackwork assigned less for its insight than because it's shorter than real books.
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Date: 2012-02-29 12:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-03-02 01:04 am (UTC)Shall we cook up a tenth grade reading list where the moral is "here is how to read to learn & entertain"?
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Date: 2012-03-02 12:20 pm (UTC)Let me ponder and I will get back to you.