kestrell

At the bottom of an e-mail from Alexx was the following automatically generated quote from his quote file:

I know that every time one door closes, another door opens,
but why do these hallways have to be so dark?
[Seen on a Nancy Button,

Answer: the original reference is a Helen Keller quote. I'm not supposed to tell the sighties this for fear of losing my membership in the official blink club, but blind people actually go around turning off the lights just to hear the sighted folks bump into things. It's our petty revenge for when you move the furniture and forget to tell us (yes, I know it is called a footstool but I don't believe that it actually moves of its own volition).