Sooo not cut out for Pensic

[kestrell]

Prefatory note: if my landlord reads this: can you send an e-mail with the name of the people who fix our broken appliances?

I woke up this morning and found out that our dryer is not functional. Unfortunately, I didn't make this discovery until after I had a huge load of wet laundry in the dryer, and my sheets and towels already beginning the wash cycle in the washer.

It's amazing how quickly one's zen evaporates when it is seven-thirty in the morning and already extremely hot and humid. While usually I identify more with the Road Runner (and she's purple!), I am embarrassed to admit that, for a while there, I seriously resembled Taz, dervishing around the house and snarling my power word (hint: it rhymes with duck), but Alexx remained calm and talked me down.
Still, I don't usually hit the Coke bottle quite this early. I love refrigeration. I also love Amazon Prime, which will send me emergency clean underwear with free two-day shipping.

I now return to stringing clothesline around the aerye (yes, I'm the aerye.

Comments

[jesse_the_k]

There is a remarkable thing, Grasshopper, which I am sure you have in your neighborhood. It is the Laundromat, where they have Great Big Dryers which hold three or four washers' worth of wet stuff. Now all you need is a shopping cart with laser canes in the front wheels.

US Coke or Mexican Coke?