...walking cane users have tons of choices these days. Even the basic $30 canes at CVS come in plaid and paisley and purple flowers and so forth. Forearm crutches from Fetterman Crutches are available in 10 luscious colors, not to mention these gorgeous rubbed rosewood models.

I think you could start a fashion trend with pomo decorated blindfolds. Especially if the guy won't budge on glowing eyeballs, you could have a different design to match your outfits: black velvet, leather, flames on gold lame...