...of all chocolate-related science that's disseminated via press releases.

After this NPR story on the chocolate will help you lose weight hoax -- engineered by John Bohanon -- I understood that not only am I woefully illiterate in basic statistics, but so are altogether too many journal editors.

That said, I do find excuses twice a week to visit my local coffee shop for an oat-milk-cocoa, and it's delicious.